You Know You've Lived in China Too Long When...

You Know You've Lived in China Too Long When...

以下情形出现时，你便知自己已在中国太长时间……

5. You smoke in crowded elevators.

你在拥挤的电梯里抽烟。

6. All white people look the same to you.

所有白人都用同样的眼光看你。（sz：不是很明白，多半没翻对）

8. You find state-employed retail staff helpful, knowledgeable and friendly.

你发现国企的销售人员很有帮助、见多识广并且很友好。

9. You no longer need tissues to blow your nose.

你擤鼻涕不再用纸巾了。

12. You think that the heavy air actually contains valuable nutrients that you need to stay healthy.

你觉得污浊的空气中其实富含营养成分，能帮助你保持健康。

15. It’s OK to throw rubbish, including old fridges, from your 18th-floor window.

乱扔垃圾其实没关系。扔旧冰箱也一样，从你18楼的窗口扔出去也一样。

16. You believe that pressing the lift button 63 times will make it move faster.

你相信多按他几十次按键，电梯会跑得快些。

17. You aren’t aware that one is supposed to pay for software.

你并不知道，原来软件是需要付费的。